Op-ed: London's Muslim mayor was just reminded that Christmas is the most "intolerant" time of the year, and that's a good thing! Ladies and gentlemen, did you see the mayor of London this week? A random Muslim migrant might be forgiven for not knowing the lyrics to "Hark! The Herald Angels Sing," but the mayor of London, who was born in London in 1970? Whether it was out of ignorance, laziness, or a distaste for Christ the newborn King, Khan ruffled the feathers of his countrymen because Christmas means something. https://notthebee.com/takes/op-ed-this-is-the-most-intolerant-and-exclusive-time-of-the-year-and-thats-a-good-thing

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